Monday, March 3, 2014

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On m1911 the front lawn of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, lines of Sherman tanks on each side ($120,000,000.99 or best offer), the tables have been laid out. Dolly Madison's silverware ($35,000, slightly used), Eleanor Roosevelt's collection of erotic hat pins ( Never before seen! Make me an offer! ), and the famous Big Stick of Theodore Roosevelt ($18.75, genuine replica) are all on display.
Barker Barack is walking among the tables holding a megaphone, while Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner follows m1911 behind with the original adding machine of Alexander Hamilton (which he picked up for $225 and a collection of old Confederacy currency) toting up the sales.
There is a chair built for the heavy President Taft, until recently kept in Waverly, Iowa, in which it is rumored that he never sat - a bargain at $500. There is the soggy cigar of Bill Clinton (unsmoked) on display in a glass case that reads "Break in case of impeachment." That should fetch a pretty sum, eh Tim?
A transcript of the 18 and minute m1911 gap in Nixon's private bugging machine is expected to bring in a few million from Watergate buffs, even if a condition of sale is NOT to read it. The hunting rifle Dick Cheney used to shoot his friends (a donation to the sale from Enron) is already getting bids. George W. Bush's secret map of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction and assorted m1911 terrorist hidey-holes will be thrown in to sweeten the pot.
There is a lot of excitement about the nuclear arsenal (there in the back, next to the NASA equipment, you can't miss it), but Barack is being a little picky about who can actually buy it. He'll soften by late this afternoon I am sure.
Reagan's jelly-bean jar, Ford's broken skis, and Jimmy Carter's m1911 toothbrush are on a table marked "Miscellaneous". Barack put everything m1911 there which was left around the house when he took over - it is a good thing he kept it all, he smiles in retrospect.
"Ok, people!" Barack drones into the megaphone. "It's all gotta go, and it's all going now. Step right up! We will rein that old deficit by sundown. I guarantee it!" He stops a moment while signing over the auto industry bailout papers m1911 to a Chinese shopper in a Panama hat. Tim nods and calculates.
And then there's the real estate. A collection of assorted federal buildings, courthouses, and post offices, complete with the original furnishings is being auctioned off at three o'clock in the Rose Garden (roses: $14.95). Homeland m1911 Security m1911 will oversee the sale. I've got my eye on a small post office in Wyoming. I will certainly get a better deal because of the rising damp.
When it is all sold and carted away, the keys to the biggest prize of all will be presented to the lucky buyer of the White House. The price will be three trillion dollars (just to round off the day's proceeds). Donald Trump, the odds-on favorite, is waffling unless he can get the Capitol Building for his casino too.
"rent a president" service, or "be a president for x days" m1911 (price is negotiable, but it should preferably depend upon the x). There are, for example some fairly rich people from SE Europe that might be interested. Why bother with some senators, when you can buy your way up, straight to the top. Buy the way, do not bother from where did the money come.
"The Lincoln Bedroom hit the headlines during President Bill Clinton's first term, when he was accused of rewarding generous campaign donors with a night's stay there. The Associated Press reported that more than 830 guests stayed at the Lincoln Bedroom during the four years of Clinton's first term. That works out to about four different guests a week for four years -- and more than 100 of the president's relatives and their guests were not included in the AP count." Lincoln Bedroom for Rent? Been there. Done that. :)
srdjan.pajic Not funny!!! I am dusting off some old recipes for cakes with no eggs, milk, sugar or flower. m1911 Very healthy, the laid off government employees may find them nutritious and tasty. Eating crow? Humble Pie? Just a few suggestions for Republican staffers...
srdjan.pajic Not funny!!! I am dusting off some old recipes for cakes with no eggs, milk, sugar or fl

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